WORKOUT - Elliptical 45 mins
Today is not pretty … nor am I.
I don’t feel attractive. Feel like I’ve have gained weight and stomach pushing pants out further than your chest. Might be due to day 21 or the 16 pieces of shortbread and half a bag of chips I inhaled last night.
It was bad enough to make me pack my bag for the gym last night and actually make it there before work. This could be the Christmas miracle you hear about but never experience.
I hate the blow dryers at the gym, my hair is a disaster, I still feel fat, and now I look tired as well. I give up I’m ordering fries at lunch.
I have to go to the mall after work to return a few Christmas pressies I bought myself.
Merry Christmas to me …
Three tops I thought were totally fabulous 10 days ago, now I would describe as “what were you thinking?”. Plus I don’t really need 3 new tops. I could use that money for necessities … like the future and plastic surgery.
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well, you may think you look like you’ve been ridden hard and put away wet, but you still have your biting wit. and, i think wall street just opened up trading on wit backed securities [seeing as how wit is probably more valuable than what is backing other securities] so there’s hope for you yet.
and, hush. you look fabulous. always.
I bet you look great, it’s just a funk! I always feel kind of gross after I work out in the gym, even if I shower. It’s not the same as taking a shower at home!
I hate my fat days!
What should a guy do in this situation (I’ve been faced with this scenario before), if his girlfriend/wife is having your day?
I buy stuff all the time and later it falls into the ‘what was I thinking’ category. I usually never return it. I have a jacket with the tags on hanging in the closet for 2 years.