… 28 days

Traditionally, in December you have the 12 days of Christmas.  You know lords all a leaping, maids all a milking.  This year I’m going to give you a little bit more.  More than you probably ever wanted to know.

I am giving you 28 days.

Perplexed?

Well you won’t be after the next 28 days of enlightenment.

I thought I knew myself, moods and body better than anyone.  After hanging with a couple friends who are acutely aware of their own and each others’ hormones levels, and the affects it has on their bodies and the world in general, I realized I knew nothing.

I didn’t buy in right way.  One, I am not easily convinced, I need proof and two, my behavior would be predictable, I never want to be predictable.  But after months of listening and careful calculation and reflection, I am both convinced and unfortunately, predictable.

So why do I feel the overwhelming need to share a daily account of my cycle with you all … obviously I’ve run out of things to blog about … that and most women I know are as in the dark as I was.  This has already gone to my head, I feel like an educator, I’m going to start dressing less slutty.

Now my male readers, you are probably thinking she has lost her mind!  I’m outta here!  This is going to benefit you most of all.  In a few short weeks you will know the secret to life, the most wonderful day in world, when to ask and when not … you’ll be thanking me!

There might even be a guest post … I promise not to get technical, this won’t be a biology lesson but a humourous look what happens in the female mind over 28 days.

Buckle your seat belts, grab a cocktail and enjoy the next 28 days!