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From the category archives:


… dating tips from 1938

by Ali on January 18, 2012

must remember to keep dignity …


… wash it down with wine

by Ali on January 9, 2012

This woman is 51 yrs old

She is TV health guru Gillian McKeith, advocating a holistic approach to nutrition and health,  and promoting exercise, a vegetarian diet which is high in organic fruits and vegetables. She recommends detox diets, colonic irrigation, and supplements.


This woman is also 51

She is Nigella Lawson… a TV cook, who eats meat, butter, and desserts.    …. and, she washes it all down with wine! 


… bag full of monkeys

by Ali on August 16, 2011

a few weeks ago I got a message from the amazing hip the conversation went something like this …

AH: I have a Prada bag, would you like it?

ME: This sounds like a trick, what’s the catch?

AH: Nothing, just thought you would like it

ME: I would!  Thanks … but I still think a monkey is going to be involved

AH: Should I send it to your work or home?

ME: Work, the receptionist can deal with the monkey

AH: package on it’s way to America’s hat.


It arrived today.  I open it and see this!

Beautiful!  LOVE IT

Then I unzip my new Prada-bit-of-wonderful

The bag is full of monkeys!  I haven’t laugh so hard in a very long time.

This one is my favourite, I am calling him Jeff.

Thanks Hipster


… say no to drugs

or you might end up looking like this I bet he has had more than his share (and mine) of fun, but does anyone else think all the coke, hookers, pornstars and booze is beginning to take it’s toll on Charlie’s looks?  He is looking a little Larry Kingish?

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… so last year

Remember when I was a vegan for a week? Guess who is trying to be like moi? OPRAH AND 378 STAFFERS GO VEGAN: THE ONE-WEEK CHALLENGE … yeah that’s soooo 2000 and late I love the ‘how it went’ video one of the staffers just wanted an egg, that’s what I missed most.

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… for jeff

in this scene Sandra Bullock will play me … until she runs away … don’t know what she was thinking!

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.. it’s for charity

Movember …

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… skin like baby peaches

You have to watch this, it’s hilarious!  It’s David Beckham, doing a whole hidden camera bit like the  “I am Dennis Quaid”  on Ellen. Enjoy! Thanks Dawn!

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.. race pic

I am not a fan of race pictures, I have never, and probably will never buy one. I am more likely to spend my money on educational items like People magazine or a pony. This is from Grand Rapid half this weekend,  here are a few things I noticed … Crazy women in the background […]

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… duck

The biggest difference I have noticed with the Tucson compared to the Civic … height I duck my head … inside the car … whenever I drive under a bridge or enter a covered environment … which is surprisingly often. I know I am not going to hit anything the truck in front, which is […]

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